birthday itinerary

here is my predicted itinerary for tomorrow.
A.M
7.00 - 7.30 beg the old man to drive me to school (bring like 2 extra set of clothes)
7.30 - 8.00 get reminded by everybody how i am gonna be owned after school (and supposed "surprise!" from cat high gang)
8.00 - 10.00 start praying that people who are out to get me suffer from a sudden lapse of amnesia and totally forget what day it is.
10.00 - 11.00 break time, get cake smashed in my face, dumped down my pants, thrown down my shirt. etc.
11.00 - 12.00 skip lesson to clean up. (or i can just sit in econs smeared with pastry)
P.M
12.00 - 2.00 start hoping that people suffer amnesia again (2nd times the charm right?), start packing my bag in hopes of making a futile getaway.
2.00 - ???? school ends. hell begins.
1) class taupok with me forming the base
2) meeting at PAC (forced), standard birthday ritual. R.A.P.E - Rip Apart Person's Ego
3) placed inside school dustbin
4) dumped in pond
5) walk back to class before initiating RAPE ritual again
6) while cleaning up, RAPE occurs for 1 more time.
7) GO HOME OHMYGOD. HOME NEVER SOUNDED SO FUN BEFORE.

i love my life =D.