HELP I AM A SWEDISH SCIENTIST!

as i was utterly bored to bits today, i decided to carry out a little experiment on some random dude whose nickname on MSN wasn't that hard to type out.
society is bursting to the brim with skeptics, hardly anyone they can trust it seems.
(bolded font is me )

As We Immolate says:
greetings
As We Immolate says:
attention stranger
As We Immolate says:
i require your help
As We Immolate says:
dude
As We Immolate says:
what the fuck?
As We Immolate says:
hello
As We Immolate says:
could you listen to me?
As We Immolate says:
you have my display name exactly?
As We Immolate says:
my name is Asbjorn Von Halenburg
As We Immolate says:
i am a 27 year old swedish scientist stuck in your computer
As We Immolate says:
lol
As We Immolate says:
ok sure
As We Immolate says:
i was experimenting on the space time continum
As We Immolate says:
a tear occured and i was stuck within cyberspace
As We Immolate says:
please you need to help me
As We Immolate says:
i have a wife and 2 kids
As We Immolate says:
this is not a prank
As We Immolate says:
hello?
As We Immolate says:
dude
As We Immolate says:
seirously
As We Immolate says:
what man?
As We Immolate says:
tedmond
As We Immolate says:
i know it's you
As We Immolate says:
i am not the tedmond you speak of
As We Immolate says:
please
As We Immolate says:
i really need your help
As We Immolate says:
this is not a joke please
As We Immolate says:
if you do not trust me
As We Immolate says:
read the newspapers tomorow
As We Immolate says:
a swedish scientist has been missing for the past 9 days
As We Immolate says:
i shall await your reply soon
As We Immolate says:
lol
As We Immolate says:
sure
As We Immolate says:
ok


so for any of you swedish scientists stuck out there in cyberspace due to a tear in the space-time continuum (whatever that is...) and are trying to seek help from random people on MSN. too bad, you're out of luck =/.