Tazkingo!

As I have absolutely no interest in discussing the sadness of my life (results) and am currently utterly bored to the core. I shall thus share my love for my favourite game in Frozen Throne. No... not DOTA you bitches, I'm talking about Island Troll Tribes.




Let me begin by telling a story.
A life story of a troll.
A troll named Koonta.
Koonta was a hunter troll, and he was born on Isles of Mikolonogun, on the north-west island. Together he lived in peace and harmony with his brothers, Kippy, Kel and Shishmortis'Fork. However, their tribe of trolls were at war with the other 2 neighbouring tribes, which occupied the north-east and south-east islands. It was time to end the war... and what better way to end the war than to kill every other troll that were not their kin. Koonta's tribe was determined to exterminate the other tribes, they had stockpiles of disease potions, and ultra poison spears in their stash, ready to hurl at their enemies. Shishmortis'Fork, the gatherer troll, had discovered the art of creating essences of bees, which would summon an unstoppable force of stinging death. Kippy, the scout troll, had an array of living clay along their islands, ever ready to launch counter-attacks if the enemies were to invade. Kel, the thief troll, had managed to loot and plunder countless enemy encampments building up storages of stolen weapons and materials, armed to the teeth with magemashers and his trusty battle gloves, he was a fearsome force to be reckoned with. Lastly, Koonta, with his trusty steel axe and spear, was ready to wreck havoc upon the enemies, ambushing them with his ensare traps and overwhelming them with his pure physical strength.

This was the day they were to strike at the tribes, with force and determination, they were going to emergy victorious. They hid next to the hill, awaiting for nightfall...

"I hear ya mon..."

With a bloodthirsty call of frenzy, the trolls sprang into action. "Tazkingo!" Koonta bellowed and sprang forth from the bushes brandishing his weapons in the air and hurling his spear at the enemy gatherer which impaled him in the side.

"Troll smash!!" Kel howled, as he swung his magemashers at the enemy troll hypnotist without hesistation. Moving with intense speed and agility he proceeded to tear the hypnotist to shreds before finishing him off with an eviscerating strike.

Kippy, raised his sickle high, summoning a vast array of exploding clay over the island. The unlucky enemy hunter who had been fleeing ran unexpectedly into a minefield and was blown to bits within seconds.

"RaRRhhhRArrrhhhRarrhh!!" Shismortis'Fork screamed as his planted his bee essence on the floor and flung a series of disease potions at their enemy leader, Masterman the beastmaster. The beastmaster gurgled in horror and found himself slowly being stung and poisoned to death. Before long, he collapsed upon the floor, a destroyed heap of noxious troll flesh.

Koonta and his tribe were victorious!
They swung their banner high in the air. They were masters of the Isles.




SmallHeadeD: eh game, island troll again leh.
TmN91: later la i need to do pw.
SmallHeadeD: fk you la.
TmN91: eh, call tim toon and shawn lau come leh.
SmallHeadeD: yea call them come, island troll damn fun.



A day in the life of a troll.
I hope this would make you gays stop playing dota and start playing the game for real men.
Island Troll Tribes.

15 days to income.

Loads of shit happened past few days.

Went sentosa on the 8th. Fun in the sun.... not really.
I reached at 8pm. Oh well, brought those sunglasses for nothing.
Stayed over at Matt's place, drank a little at east coast park benches. The fun really started when Terence (retard) started spouting rubbish on why he didnt like Jews (juice?) because he drinks a cup of it everyday and how he dislikes their big noses.
Then Justin came roller-blading along at 3am in the morning hyperventilating and was freaking high when he came up to us. Then he proceeded to describe his 5 god-given skills which somewhat revolve around flying kicks/punches, his imaginary deathsand trap and people surrendering their handphones and wallets to him whenever he says his full name. Fun night.

On the 10th, met Tim, ZX, Toon Ee, Shawn Lau in the evening at Casuarina. Went to the blueberry hill pub, sang karaoke, drank beer. Then Tim started to make his homemade bong with a plastic bottle and some shitty vodka forming the base with a cigarette sticking out from the side of the bottle. Smoked it and got quite high for a short while. Made molotov cocktails in the carpark before going to the playground.
4 of them sat on the playground ponies and i stood in the middle, then we started shaking and vibrating and violently jerking until we all couldnt take it and were lying on the floor moaning, with Tim complaining about how he was going to puke.

Went rollerblading on the 13th, yesterday after school at east coast park. Fell down 1 million times. Mark (noob) sucks because he gave up halfway and started walking.

Ponned school today, went Darren's place at 7.30 in the morning and slept till noon. Met some of the rest at serangoon garden's club and went to play bowling.. or at least they did... i stood and watched, no money.

Shit, theres school tomorrow + I and R to do. Life sucks. Results coming. Oh shit retain.

Darren: Eh why you always buy that Allswell drink?
Me: (looks at Darren tenderly) Because... I love you.

this wasn't how i expected it to be.

Well.. promos are over... yet... it dosen't feel like what I thought it would feel like.
There was no instant rush of happiness after the paper like the O levels, rather it was a sense of dread.
I'm sad to say but... there is a slim chance I may not make it after all.
There could be hope for a sub-paper... however my repo with the teachers isn't that almighty after all the shit i have done to them.

No drinking party for the first night people, your booze-provider has not managed to find time to run down to Tierney's.

I should slow down on the cancer sticks as well, bad for the lungs...

Peter Griffin

i was really bored HAHAHA

omg SPORE

Oh my god.
I hate my brother.
He bought SPORE and placed it on my computer table 3 days before my exams are ending.
HE IS DOING IT ON PURPOSE.

This is bad.
MUST RESIST TEMPTATION TO OPEN BOX.

HE BOUGHT COMPANY OF HEROES AND PLACED IT ON MY TABLE LIKE A MONTH AGO.
HE IS FUCKING EVIL.

holy shit people! 4 days more to NER-VAR-NAH.

Went to serangoon country club (it exists?) today to study. Left rather early though, met a few CJ people at the bus stop.
Watched a few movies the past few days, and i'm going to do a short review about them.

1) Eagle Eye
Or should i call it... I, Eagle. Basically it's storyline is kind of a ripoff from I, Robot. A super-computer gone on a rampage due to its twisted sense of justice, dishing out the hurt for the good of humanity. However instead of being called VIKI, this time the computer is called ARIA (another female name). In I, Robot, Shia LeBeouf acted as Will Smith's sidekick who pretty much flashes his face for less than 10 minutes of the show. In Eagle Eye, he takes over Will Smith's row. This time Shia LeBeouf has grown... STUBBLE, he is now a man and starts to play far serious rows, in spite of being a man, Shia LeBeouf comedic way of acting is not suitable for an action hero and he should more or less just stick with playing the goofy sidekick in Constantine or the hapless dude in Transformers who lets Optimus Prime punch Decepticons' faces in for him. Finally the ending scene depicts a bomb placed within a concert hall in a attempt to assasinate the President of the USA, this bomb however can only be activated by a note of a certain frequency... sounds familiar? The movie Get Smart depicts a bomb placed within the concert hall, in an attempt to assasinate the President of the USA as well, which... can only be activated when the orchestra plays the entire Ode To Joy piece.
To summarize Eagle Eye, an action/thriller movie with a more believable plot than I, Robot. Pretty awesome chase scenes... which sadly... do not fall into the plot of the story and its sole purpose is to depict the duo running away from the FBI or... to escape from a killer airplane controlled by the computer that is out to roast their balls. To put it simply... imagine if Michael Bay had directed I, Robot... and instead of the supercomputer controlling futuristic robots... it instead controls everyday machines such as using handphones to eavesdrop on you... controlling traffic lights... CCTV cameras... ANYTHING that can makes use of technology.

One scene that made the whole movie worthwhile though, was the one where the Iranian man attempted to make a run for it. The computer silences him by disintegrating the powerlines hanging over the hapless man which swing towards him and causes him to spontaneously COMBUST upon touching him and skyrockets him 20 metres into the air from where he was standing and flings him away like a ragdoll only for him to crumple on the ground in a bloody smoking heap.
Dont fuck with computers ok? They can totally send powerlines up your ass.


2) Mamma Mia!
What can I say? Well firstly, Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! didn't get enough showtime though the choreography was good. Amanda Seyfriend is pretty hot and can sing decently too. Well, overall choreography is a pass i guess? Satisfying yet not out of the world and some parts were pretty lame too, like the Voulez Vous number where masked men (wearing catwoman glittery masks) start invading a bachelorette party which is rather whatthefuck ridiculous. The Does Your Mother Know number is rather laughable too, in which some puffy-haired afro nigger called Pepper (do i hear HighSchoolMuscial? the black guy who has fucked up hair) tries to make a move on a woman who is like 20 years older than him... in this case both parties switched roles in the song.
Finally Pierce Brosnan can't fucking sing for nuts, when the credits were rolling, he had 3 backup singers while the rest needed 1. When he started singing SOS, my ears were calling SOS also.
Not to forget the Dancing Queen number, when Meryl Streep and her two buddies started on their dancing rampage through the streets, every female worker they come across DROPS whatever they were doing and starts to boogie. VIVA LA RESISTANCE! ALL HAIL FEMALE REVOLUTION.
Much of the scenes were taken from ABBA MVs as well, with the camera zooming in on the workers faces when they chanted the "Money Money Money!" verse.
Despite being called Mamma Mia! the movie dosen't really depict much showtime on the song as well.

Well, any ABBA show is pretty good though. Though the actual musical is a definite winner for sure.

Two AJC people were making out 2 seats away from me halfway through the movie. DAMN UGLY BOTH. Threw black liquorice jelly beans at them.

physics... for the lose!

PHYSICS.
if i get an S for physics overall.
this is what i will do.


i will discretely bring Charlene the living loudspeaker to staircase 6.
then confess my utter ecstasy at having accomplished the impossible to her.

followed by the most shocking.
i will then PASSIONATELY make-out with her.

i am willing suffer such punishment for a sub-pass.